Apron keeps the measured height of every stage and the distance to the nearest patron, each staff member’s and entertainer’s dated sign-off on the house conduct rule, and the manager’s nightly check — and will not sign a night while a stage in use fails the rule or anyone on the floor has not signed. When an ABC agent walks in, it prints the file.
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The problem
California’s alcohol rule 143.3 says a performer whose breasts or buttocks are exposed may perform only on a stage at least 18 inches above the floor and at least six feet from the nearest patron. A licensee that permits otherwise may not hold an on-sale licence at the premises. When the agent asks how you know your stages comply, the answer has to be on paper.
the lowest a stage may stand above the immediate floor for an exposed performer.
Cal. Code Regs. tit. 4, § 143.3 →the closest the nearest patron may be to that performer.
Cal. Code Regs. tit. 4, § 143.3 →what the rule says for a licensee that permits the conduct: it may not hold an on-sale licence at those premises.
Cal. Code Regs. tit. 4, § 143.3 →Not a reminder. Sign refuses, with the reason named, while a stage in use is under 18 inches or closer than six feet, unmeasured, overdue for measuring or marked changed, while anyone on the floor has no current sign-off on the conduct rule, or while a nightly box is unticked with no note saying what was done. There is no override.
How it works
Its height and the distance to the nearest patron position, the date, who measured and how. Mark it changed when the floor or a rail moves.
Staff and entertainers sign the current house conduct rule. Change the rule and everyone signs again.
The manager ticks the stages in use, who is on the floor and five boxes. If the agent comes, the investigator file prints the last thirty days.
What it will never do
Apron records what you measured and who signed. It does not tell you a room is lawful.
Pricing
Less than one night’s door a month, against the licence the whole business rides on.
One licensed room with stages.
The same, two months free.
Subscription. Your bank statement says Apron Software. First payment refunded in full on request within 14 days. Your licence key is on your screen as soon as the payment confirms.
Pay by card through Square, on Square’s own checkout page — we never see or store your card number. Or pay with bitcoin through our own bitcoin server. Either way you come back here, type your business name, and your licence key is on the screen — no email, no waiting on us.
Questions
Every 90 days by default, and again whenever it is marked changed — new flooring, a rail moved, a stage rebuilt.
Everyone on the floor: entertainers, floor hosts, managers. Once a year by default, and again when the house rule changes.
One printable page: the venue and licence number, every measurement, every sign-off, every nightly check for the last 30 days, and every gap named plainly.
No. It is the file you wish you had kept.
The demo on this page is the whole program, running on invented records. Paying gets you a licence key — one line of text, on your screen as soon as the payment confirms: the checkout brings you back to our thank-you page, you type your business name and the key appears. Paste it into the program and from then on it keeps your own records. Until then, nothing you type into it is kept.
The key is checked inside the page, on your own machine. It never calls us, so there is still no account and nothing about your business goes anywhere. If you ever stop paying, your records stay exactly where they are, read-only, and Export still hands you every one of them.
Stage 2 measures 16.5 inches after new flooring. The side stage has not been measured in 130 days. One entertainer signed last year’s rule, a floor host’s sign-off has run out, and two open nights have no check. Apron catches every one.